Funny Bone Thyme

Why don’t hard-working people ever get a break?
Because they just keep plowing through!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker?
Because he was outstanding in his field and always promoted hard work!

Why did the lazy person bring a ladder to work?
They heard it was the key to success and wanted an easy climb!

Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged on its way to help someone pull an all-nighter at work!

Why did the hard worker get a job as a calendar?
Because they always have dates lined up and know how to stay on schedule!

HINT: I have a storage/item bag obsession